Political Interference

They bring up the contentious political headline of the day, with little interest in the details which underguard the supposed rationale. If anything, they are put off by the very notion of examining such details, as the morally correct viewpoint is already known to them. It is their viewpoint, and it is your own moral failure to have not yet adopted it.

They brought this to you because it is their duty, as the good, to remind you of the miraculous wonder to mankind that they are.

Today is your lucky day.